Sex is a good replacement for tequila.
Alicia FlorrickThe Good Wife

Now I get why people have children. They can admire themselves in someone else.
Eli GoldThe Good Wife

This device isn't a spaceship. It's a time machine. It goes backwards. Forwards. It takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It's not called The Wheel. It's called The Carousel. It lets us travel the way a child travels. Around and around, and back home again, to a place where we know we are loved.
Don DraperMad Men

I'm not stupid. I speak Italian.
Betty DraperMad Men

The problems of your past are your business. The problems of your future are my privilege.
John WatsonSherlock

Man fucks woman. Subject man, verb fucks, object woman.
Stella GibsonThe Fall

I can scramble eggs, but that's about it.
Lady Mary CrawleyDownton Abbey

If I were to search for logic, I would not look for it in the English upper class.
Dowager Countess of GranthamDownton Abbey

Look, are you both high? You want your DNA test right here? She's hot, I feel nothing!
Justin WalkerBrothers & Sisters

I'm not into you. I'm Donna.
Donna PaulsenSuits

I like pie. It doesn't mean I want to date pie.
Lorelai GilmoreGilmore Girls

Oy with the poodles already!
Lorelai GilmoreGilmore Girls

I am not threatening the King, Ser Meryn, I am educating my nephew. Bronn, the next time Ser Meryn speaks, kill him. That was a threat. See the difference?
Tyrion LannisterGame of Thrones

When you marry the king, Joffrey's mother will become his sister-in-law. And your son will be Loras'... nephew? Grandson? I'm not sure. But your brother will become your father-in-law, that much is beyond dispute.
Olenna TyrellGame of Thrones

It's a beautiful name. Astrid.
Walter BishopFringe

I am woman. Hear me roar. I may be deflowered but I am not devalued.
ShoshannaGirls

God. No one disappears. They all come back, like zombies.
Eli GoldThe Good Wife

Am I secretly a cylon?
Jessica DayNew Girl

I have never been so sure and so wrong.
Carrie MathisonHomeland

You, Fool! That just made me stronger!
Jane KerkovichHappy Endings

Except for the fact that I haven't had sex, I'm, like, totally not even a virgin. I'm, like, the least virginy virgin ever.
ShoshannaGirls

Strike hard and true, crow, or I'll come back and haunt you.
YgritteGame of Thrones

So many vows...they make you swear and swear. Defend the king. Obey the king. Keep his secrets. Do his bidding. Your life for his. But obey your father. Love your sister. Protect the innocent. Defend the weak. Respect the gods. Obey the laws. It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or the other.
Jaime LannisterGame of Thrones

I'll take what is mine with fire and blood.
Daenerys TargaryenGame of Thrones

Is he a ham?
Renly BaratheonGame of Thrones

I'm not gay, I'm flexible.
Kalinda SharmaThe Good Wife

I understand the way this game is played.
Tyrion LannisterGame of Thrones

You take art groupie to a whole new level.
GilMidnight in Paris

The things I do for love.
Jaime LannisterGame of Thrones

Don't be defeatist, dear. It's very middle class.
Dowager Countess of GranthamDownton Abbey

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff.
The DoctorDoctor Who

Real is just a matter of perception.
Peter BishopFringe

When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.
Cersei LannisterGame of Thrones

We only make peace with our enemies. That's why it's called making peace.
Petyr Baelish 'Littlefinger'Game of Thrones

That was the coolest thing I've ever seen! Seriously, that was, like, Empire Strikes Back cool!
Marshall FlinkmanAlias

I, Ross, take thee, Rachel.
Ross GellerFriends

I'm the smartest person I know.
Eli GoldThe Good Wife

My loyalties are flexible.
Julian SarkAlias

You do have an oven, you know, we can reheat.
Michael VaughnAlias

Technically I'm from no place you've ever heard of, but let's just say Boston.
Peter BishopFringe

Apples, bananas, rhinoceros! I wanna hold your hand! Lucy in the sky with diamonds!
Peter BishopFringe

It's like a disease. I slept with Robin one time and I caught feelings. I caught feelings bad. I used protection and everything.
Barney StinsonHow I met your Mother

Maybe I want the trouble.
Barney StinsonHow I met your Mother

I have thought of a hundred reasons... why you should come back. To fight the shapeshifters, to take care of Walter, to save the world. But in the end... you have to come back... because you belong with me.
Olivia DunhamFringe

We were on a break.
Ross GellerFriends

No one writes songs about the ones that come easy.
Logan EchollsVeronica Mars

I thought our story was epic, you know? You and me. (...) Spanning years, and continents. Lives ruined and blood shed. Epic.
Logan EchollsVeronica Mars

In my opinion.
Diane LockhartThe Good Wife

No I can't sleep. You sleep, I'm awake. I don't sleep. I don't blink. Am I a bird? No, I'm a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman.
AbedCommunity

Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss.
MossThe IT Crowd

What is a weekend?
Dowager Countess of GranthamDownton Abbey

I'm Captain Lee Adama, commander of the air group, and that's pronounced CAG. And I suggest you find yourselves an exit as soon as possible, and that's pronounced ASAP.
Lee AdamaBattlestar Galactica

I don't like Mondays but unfortunately they come around eventually.
Lorelai GilmoreGilmore Girls

At least she's not interested in a serial killer... or one of the Riggins!
Coach TaylorFriday Night Lights

A bunch of young offenders develop superpowers and not one of us thinks of using them to commit crime? Shame on us.
NathanMisfits

Clear eyes. Full hearts ... Yeah, we'll deal with that later.
Coach TaylorFriday Night Lights

She's taken everything.
Olivia DunhamFringe

In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.
Mr DarcyPride and Prejudice

I aim to misbehave.
Malcolm ReynoldsSerenity

I can kill you with my brain.
River TamFirefly

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