Sex is a good replacement for tequila.
Now I get why people have children. They can admire themselves in someone else.
This device isn't a spaceship. It's a time machine. It goes backwards. Forwards. It takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It's not called The Wheel. It's called The Carousel. It lets us travel the way a child travels. Around and around, and back home again, to a place where we know we are loved.
I'm not stupid. I speak Italian.
The problems of your past are your business. The problems of your future are my privilege.
Man fucks woman. Subject man, verb fucks, object woman.
I can scramble eggs, but that's about it.
If I were to search for logic, I would not look for it in the English upper class.
Look, are you both high? You want your DNA test right here? She's hot, I feel nothing!
I'm not into you. I'm Donna.
I like pie. It doesn't mean I want to date pie.
Oy with the poodles already!
I am not threatening the King, Ser Meryn, I am educating my nephew. Bronn, the next time Ser Meryn speaks, kill him. That was a threat. See the difference?
When you marry the king, Joffrey's mother will become his sister-in-law. And your son will be Loras'... nephew? Grandson? I'm not sure. But your brother will become your father-in-law, that much is beyond dispute.
It's a beautiful name. Astrid.
I am woman. Hear me roar. I may be deflowered but I am not devalued.
God. No one disappears. They all come back, like zombies.
Am I secretly a cylon?
I have never been so sure and so wrong.
You, Fool! That just made me stronger!
Except for the fact that I haven't had sex, I'm, like, totally not even a virgin. I'm, like, the least virginy virgin ever.
Strike hard and true, crow, or I'll come back and haunt you.
So many vows...they make you swear and swear. Defend the king. Obey the king. Keep his secrets. Do his bidding. Your life for his. But obey your father. Love your sister. Protect the innocent. Defend the weak. Respect the gods. Obey the laws. It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or the other.
I'll take what is mine with fire and blood.
Is he a ham?
I'm not gay, I'm flexible.
I understand the way this game is played.
You take art groupie to a whole new level.
The things I do for love.
Don't be defeatist, dear. It's very middle class.
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff.
Real is just a matter of perception.
When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.
We only make peace with our enemies. That's why it's called making peace.
That was the coolest thing I've ever seen! Seriously, that was, like, Empire Strikes Back cool!
I, Ross, take thee, Rachel.
I'm the smartest person I know.
My loyalties are flexible.
You do have an oven, you know, we can reheat.
Technically I'm from no place you've ever heard of, but let's just say Boston.
Apples, bananas, rhinoceros! I wanna hold your hand! Lucy in the sky with diamonds!
It's like a disease. I slept with Robin one time and I caught feelings. I caught feelings bad. I used protection and everything.
Maybe I want the trouble.
I have thought of a hundred reasons... why you should come back. To fight the shapeshifters, to take care of Walter, to save the world. But in the end... you have to come back... because you belong with me.
We were on a break.
No one writes songs about the ones that come easy.
I thought our story was epic, you know? You and me. (...) Spanning years, and continents. Lives ruined and blood shed. Epic.
In my opinion.
No I can't sleep. You sleep, I'm awake. I don't sleep. I don't blink. Am I a bird? No, I'm a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman.
Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss.
What is a weekend?
I'm Captain Lee Adama, commander of the air group, and that's pronounced CAG. And I suggest you find yourselves an exit as soon as possible, and that's pronounced ASAP.
I don't like Mondays but unfortunately they come around eventually.
At least she's not interested in a serial killer... or one of the Riggins!
A bunch of young offenders develop superpowers and not one of us thinks of using them to commit crime? Shame on us.
Clear eyes. Full hearts ... Yeah, we'll deal with that later.
She's taken everything.
In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.
I aim to misbehave.
I can kill you with my brain.