Lorelai Gilmore


(Oy with the poodles already!)

  1. My brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish. I'm writing a letter, I can't write a letter, why can't I write a letter? I'm wearing a green dress, I wish I was wearing my blue dress, my blue dress is at the cleaners. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue, 'Casablanca' is such a good movie. Casablanca, the White House, Bush. Why don't I drive a hybrid car? I should really drive a hybrid car. I should really take my bicycle to work. Bicycle, unicycle, unitard. Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants!
  2. Lorelai: Ugh... What time is it?
    Luke: Early
    Lorelai: Ugh... I hate early. Early must die.
  3. Lorelai: You know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world.
    Rory: Hmm.
    Lorelai: I mean think about it, you never here the word oy and not smile. Impossible. Funny funny word.
    Emily: Oh dear God.
    Lorelai: Poodle is another funny word. In fact if you put oy and poodle in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catch phrase. You know like, Oy with the poodles already!
  4. Lorelai Gilmore. Disappointing mothers since 1968.
  5. Lorelai: Were you supposed to meet me here?
    Rory: Nope, I'm a surprise.
    Lorelai: As was your conception.
    Rory: I'll be two minutes.
    Lorelai: As was your conception.
  6. I'm afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron.
  7. I have to know where you are at all times, especially when you have my shoes on.
  8. It's quaint, isn't it? The women make a nice lunch basket, the men bid on it, and the world rotates backward on its axis.
  9. Emily: Lorelai never actually attended a cotillion
    Lorelai Gilmore: You don't have to jump off the empire state building to know it's gonna hurt
  10. Little tiny boxes can be scary... unless, of course, they contain big diamond earrings.
  11. Does he have a motorcycle? 'Cause if you're gonna throw your life away he'd better have a motorcycle!
  12. Luke: I don't like ultimatums.
    Lorelai: I don't like Mondays, but unfortunately they come around eventually.